CALHOUN HOUR - CAMPING

[vivariummods]

It's another day, it's another start of Calhoun Hours. Bright and early in the morning, Calhoun marches into the middle of the first floor lobby and shrieks into his megaphone. "All right, up to the Garden with all of you! C'mon, hurry up, I'm not going to wait for you lazy bunch!" He impatiently taps on his paw on the ground, but then stops. "Hmm, actually, nah, take your time. I'll just meet you all there in a jiffy!" And with that, he rushes off to take the stairs to the Garden. Listen to him and slowly make your way, or rush up, it doesn't matter. After everyone assembles in the artificial room, Calhoun is standing by the waterfall, staring off into nothing. He just nods to himself a few times and doesn't even seem to notice the presence of the test subjects though. It's not until about ten seconds later that he turns and tilts his head. "Whoa, don't sneak up on me like that, test subjects! Sheesh, trying to give this mouse a heart attack?" He huffs but then slides back to his regular mood. "So! Today's event will be called camping! Yeah, I got no clever name for it, sue me, but whatever, go set up a tent or other prep-work. I couldn't bring in all the supplies for this so you'll just have to make due until later tonight." He runs away from the waterfall, but manages to trip on nothing a few steps in. He stays on the ground, as if trying to trick everyone that he's going to stay there for a while, but then pushes himself back up to make his way to the centre of the Garden. He then raises his arms out, as if he's presenting something. "Even though I didn't manage to grab everything, I hope you like what I did to the place! Sure looks like a real campground, huh?" Asides from a few tent kits scattered around, there... isn't actually much at all. A few of the screen grids (that normally display the sky) are either turned off to a boring black colour or in a constant static display, but asides from that, everything looks exactly the same. Calhoun doesn't seem to really care though as he keeps on talking. "Soooooooooooooooooooo, get to it, or something. Do whatever you test subjects do during events like these, chip chop chap!!" BASIC INFO ✖ MINGLE

Comments

[detectiveofthewest]

Nice one, Snake.

"Practice with them on what...?" Wow, Snake, don't make promises you can't keep.

[blind_badass]

Well, I would assume if you want to learn how to use a condom, you'd want to practice on yourself. At some point. If you're interested.

[detectiveofthewest]

"You know, in Japan, sex education is mandatory. At ten. So I'm pretty sure I already know how." Great, now Heiji was blushing again.

"But... there's no harm in practicing. And I'm definitely interested. Maybe, um... when I'm up to 27 BP?"

[blind_badass]

Oh? *Snake hadn't been aware of that fact.* Well that makes things certainly easier.

Would you...like a little help with some practice when you reach 27 BP, Heiji? *Snake's smile grew decidedly deeper.*

[detectiveofthewest]

"...I think I would." God, someone just. Dump a pile of scarlet letters on him right now. Just buy one of those shiny embossed letter packs from the office supply store and dump them on him.

[blind_badass]

*Snake couldn't detect anything that sounded like nervousness. It sounded more like Heiji was quite eager to delve into further carnal mysteries. Admittedly Snake had been quite cautious with what they did as he suspected Heiji was completely new to the idea. It wouldn't do to overwhelm someone. However, if someone was willing to learn a bit more, that was quite a different story. Snake would be more than willing to have Heiji swim in a pool of scarlet letters if that's what he wanted.*

Looks like we'll have something to look forward to in the next few days, hmm?

[detectiveofthewest]

Heiji did like swimming. He slipped a hand onto Snake's shoulder, leaned in, and spoke softly in his ear. "I'll be countin' down the days."

Then he went back to assembling the tent, face flushed but still looking rather pleased. Shut up, he wasn't distracted. He was doing a good job assembling this tent.