CALHOUN HOUR - Get ready to party!

[vivariummods]

Every third day, there would normally be an Ambidex Round going on, but today, it's different. Calhoun still screeches for everyone to wake up, that will never change, but instead of trying to rush people into a Chromatic Door, he instead splits everyone up into groups. Child Test Subject (Kariya) with Fancy Test Subject (Zelos)! That's Team One. Team Two will have the Nice Test Subject (Hershel), Hat-wearing Test Subject (Akiko), and Ditzy Test Subject (Aoi)! Team Three is the Giant Test Subject (Jake), Also Nice Test Subject (Colette), and the Blind Test Subject (Light)! Finally, the rest will be Team Four, with Tiny Test Subject (Clive), Mean Test Subject (Heiji), and Will-Gladly-Drug-Again Test Subject (Ema). Oh, why is Team One having only two people instead of three? Where is the French Test Subject (Enjorlas)? Well, he got sick too, there must be something going around, so he was also quarantined for this moment, but don't worry, Team One! Calhoun has something up his sleeves for you, so you're not missing out. But anyway, each team needs to go into an AB Room and stay in there. This is going to be a fun game, and anyone who refuses? Well, then he can gladly make those bracelets go off, and then you can have a nice long death. It's up to you, really, but let's make this easy and have fun inside the rooms, okay? Well, he'll see you all soon! BASIC INFO ✖ TEAMS + ROOMS ✖ POST-GAME MINGLE ✖ CALHOUN'S CORNER ✖ GENERAL MINGLE

Comments

[formicarium]

[ No, it was a perfectly fair game. You suck. ]

Are you kidding? And drive this thing all the way back out of here? Do you know how much gas cost these days?

Calhoun's Corner is here to stay!

[puzzlinglad]

[You lost your own game though, so who really sucks here...]

... You're very hard to understand. You put us in what is frankly a nightmarish situation but you do things like this. Is this Zero's sense of humor or yours?

[formicarium]

[ .............. GET OUT ]

Mine, of course! Do you think my Master has time to run things like this? I was made the host for a reason!

[puzzlinglad]

[Checkmate B)]

... [Have a very, very long moment where Hershel's face goes over several different emotions before finally he looks almost defeated.] Then... thank you, Calhoun. If Zero didn't order this strange shop and you did, it's ridiculous but it will help us all to have these things available.

I can't say I think I should be thanking you at all, given all the circumstances, but still...

[formicarium]

[ He will kill you with these puzzle rooms, test subject. :T But Calhoun seems to brighten up at being thanked. ]

You're welcome, test subject! It's nice being thanked now and then for my hard work. Building this shop and bringing it here wasn't easy, let me tell you that. There's only so much a single mouse can do around here, especially trying to manage all 12 of you here.

[ Puzzle rooms, Calhoun Hours, shops, making food, phew! He's a busy mouse! ]

[puzzlinglad]

[see be nice. Hershel looks a little surprised.]

I always assumed there were more um... robots? I suppose? More of them around, doing all the set up. Do you really do all this work yourself? [If Calhoun was a weird AI or not damn Calhoun, talk about commitment.]

[formicarium]

Of course, it's just poor old me. I don't even get paid overtime for this, especially when test subjects like you go ahead and break things! I can barely get any beauty sleep if I'm worked like that!

[ Looking at Ema, Aoi, and Jake... And Calhoun might be moping a bit, siiiiiiigh. Shoulders dropped and pouting under the mask. ]

[puzzlinglad]

[Do you even get paid or need to sleep though... Hershel shakes his head, he sort of doubted that, Calhoun.]

I think we all learned our lesson about breaking puzzles, if that makes you feel better. [or so he hoped, Jake] Those traps were dangerous though, we could have been killed. I'm not sure you'd care about that at all but it'd definitely be more work if we did.