CALHOUN HOUR - Get ready to party!

[vivariummods]

Every third day, there would normally be an Ambidex Round going on, but today, it's different. Calhoun still screeches for everyone to wake up, that will never change, but instead of trying to rush people into a Chromatic Door, he instead splits everyone up into groups. Child Test Subject (Kariya) with Fancy Test Subject (Zelos)! That's Team One. Team Two will have the Nice Test Subject (Hershel), Hat-wearing Test Subject (Akiko), and Ditzy Test Subject (Aoi)! Team Three is the Giant Test Subject (Jake), Also Nice Test Subject (Colette), and the Blind Test Subject (Light)! Finally, the rest will be Team Four, with Tiny Test Subject (Clive), Mean Test Subject (Heiji), and Will-Gladly-Drug-Again Test Subject (Ema). Oh, why is Team One having only two people instead of three? Where is the French Test Subject (Enjorlas)? Well, he got sick too, there must be something going around, so he was also quarantined for this moment, but don't worry, Team One! Calhoun has something up his sleeves for you, so you're not missing out. But anyway, each team needs to go into an AB Room and stay in there. This is going to be a fun game, and anyone who refuses? Well, then he can gladly make those bracelets go off, and then you can have a nice long death. It's up to you, really, but let's make this easy and have fun inside the rooms, okay? Well, he'll see you all soon! BASIC INFO ✖ TEAMS + ROOMS ✖ POST-GAME MINGLE ✖ CALHOUN'S CORNER ✖ GENERAL MINGLE

Comments

[skyentificmethod]

[kids or no, the dogged apearance of all these puns is getting ruff]

[this is true. incidentally: why she likes interacting with jake]

It was more than just a glance, alright? I'm a professional, I don't just make wild accusations!

[fairsfair]

[ Why, beclaws you can't take it? Don't be such a pussy, this is fangtastic. ]

[ With their powers combined, they break the sarcasm meter. ]

Right, a few glances, then. Didn't think you could tell someone's age by just that and some assumptions. Guess everyone has their "talents".

[ She better hand him her business card so he can refer her to others. ]

[skyentificmethod]

[fin, it's krilling me but we'll conchtinue fishing for more]

That is more than enough complaints about the observation phase, thank you. Just because the scientific method hasn't delivered the results you hoped for doesn't mean the process is flawed. I want my five bucks back. And my knife.

[fairsfair]

[ They're getting kind of unbearable and teddieous, huh? Makes me want to rip someone apart with my bear hands, and leave behind a grizzly sight. ]

Sorry, I don't do take-backs with money, but you can have your knife back at least.

[ Reaching into his pocket carefully with the unharmed hand to pull out the knife and drop it on the table for her. ]

Then you can go and stab someone else for some money.

[skyentificmethod]

[whale that's a sasquatch of a reaction, maybe you should take a sec to clam down and relax]

[she takes the knife and puts it safely(?) back in her pocket]

Yeah. Great. Thanks.

[she stands up to go, but first--]

...And get that thing taken out, you're too old for body mods.

[fairsfair]

[ no, i'm dog tired at this fowl mess. i'm going to ram this down down your throat, so you better not chicken out and run ]

[ Jake will stop counting and maybe give his dumb smirk. ]

Maybe I'll just keep it in. Save me the trouble from treating the wound, only to get stabbed again later.

[skyentificmethod]

[enough egging on and enough monkeying around, this's enough to quail even the most lionhearted of men]

[wow you really know how to impress a lady]

Sounds like a great idea to me. And you'll always have it on hand.

[fairsfair]

[ ... god, this turned into a catastrophe. i had a feline that it might turn out purrfect, but instead, it turned into a furking mess. ]

[ of course he does. is ema being swooned yet by jake's great lady skills ]

Can probably start a knife collection in this arm too. Looks like there's room for a couple more.

[skyentificmethod]

[yes, swamped in it. all i gatored from the exercise is that it's a croc]

[oh yes, there is definitely swooning going on, she is lucky she had a phoenix down on hand, this party was almost whisked to the last save point for sure]

How forward, Mr. Muller. Well, I suppose I'll take that as an open invitation.