CALHOUN HOUR - Get ready to party!

[vivariummods]

Every third day, there would normally be an Ambidex Round going on, but today, it's different. Calhoun still screeches for everyone to wake up, that will never change, but instead of trying to rush people into a Chromatic Door, he instead splits everyone up into groups. Child Test Subject (Kariya) with Fancy Test Subject (Zelos)! That's Team One. Team Two will have the Nice Test Subject (Hershel), Hat-wearing Test Subject (Akiko), and Ditzy Test Subject (Aoi)! Team Three is the Giant Test Subject (Jake), Also Nice Test Subject (Colette), and the Blind Test Subject (Light)! Finally, the rest will be Team Four, with Tiny Test Subject (Clive), Mean Test Subject (Heiji), and Will-Gladly-Drug-Again Test Subject (Ema). Oh, why is Team One having only two people instead of three? Where is the French Test Subject (Enjorlas)? Well, he got sick too, there must be something going around, so he was also quarantined for this moment, but don't worry, Team One! Calhoun has something up his sleeves for you, so you're not missing out. But anyway, each team needs to go into an AB Room and stay in there. This is going to be a fun game, and anyone who refuses? Well, then he can gladly make those bracelets go off, and then you can have a nice long death. It's up to you, really, but let's make this easy and have fun inside the rooms, okay? Well, he'll see you all soon! BASIC INFO ✖ TEAMS + ROOMS ✖ POST-GAME MINGLE ✖ CALHOUN'S CORNER ✖ GENERAL MINGLE

Comments

[fairsfair]

[ Why would he be jealous of being dressed up as a 4 year old. ]

Yeah, and I'm 35. Nice try.

[ ... THOUGH SOME PEOPLE HERE REALLY DO THINK THAT SO... ]

[vengefulyears]

[Giving him a look over now.]

That seems believable to me.

[Sorry Jake, but you look like an old fart.]

[fairsfair]

[ Wow, you take that back. ]

Ha ha. Maybe you should pick up some glasses then. That might actually help you look a bit older.

[vengefulyears]

[Never.]

Great idea, Jake! May I also suggest that you pick up a wig? If you pick the right style, I'm sure it'd make you look twenty years younger.

[fairsfair]

[ WOW YOU'RE DEAD, KID ]

Yeah, let me start with getting one right now.

[ REACHING FOR CLIVE'S HAT TO PULL OFF BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO USE YOUR HAIR (no seriously jake won't do it, he's just joking but still he hates your guts) ]

[vengefulyears]

[Clive may not be very strong, but at least he's fast. As soon as Jake's hand reaches out, he does a backwards legal roll out of Jake's range, keeping a hand on his hat so it doesn't fall off while he does so.]

I'm sorry, but I don't think my hair style would suit you very well. You know what would look really great on you, though? An afro.

[HINT HINT.]

[fairsfair]

[ What a showoff. ]

Because I'd look "great" having a sheep for a head, but let's try yours. If it doesn't work, then I'll just use to help start a campfire.

[ MOVING CLOSER ]

[vengefulyears]

[What's wrong, Jake? Can't do any gymnastics with that huge old man body of yours?

But now he's just going to stand up and start backing away. He is legitimately concerned that Jake is going to try to rip his hair off here.]

Let's not.

[fairsfair]

[ Wow, he can totally do it and he can also snap your snap while he's at it. ]

You're the one who suggested it, pal. I'm just going with the plan.

[ He is so not happy that everyone is thinking he's 30+. HE HATES YOU ALL ]