CALHOUN HOUR - Get ready to party!

[vivariummods]

Every third day, there would normally be an Ambidex Round going on, but today, it's different. Calhoun still screeches for everyone to wake up, that will never change, but instead of trying to rush people into a Chromatic Door, he instead splits everyone up into groups. Child Test Subject (Kariya) with Fancy Test Subject (Zelos)! That's Team One. Team Two will have the Nice Test Subject (Hershel), Hat-wearing Test Subject (Akiko), and Ditzy Test Subject (Aoi)! Team Three is the Giant Test Subject (Jake), Also Nice Test Subject (Colette), and the Blind Test Subject (Light)! Finally, the rest will be Team Four, with Tiny Test Subject (Clive), Mean Test Subject (Heiji), and Will-Gladly-Drug-Again Test Subject (Ema). Oh, why is Team One having only two people instead of three? Where is the French Test Subject (Enjorlas)? Well, he got sick too, there must be something going around, so he was also quarantined for this moment, but don't worry, Team One! Calhoun has something up his sleeves for you, so you're not missing out. But anyway, each team needs to go into an AB Room and stay in there. This is going to be a fun game, and anyone who refuses? Well, then he can gladly make those bracelets go off, and then you can have a nice long death. It's up to you, really, but let's make this easy and have fun inside the rooms, okay? Well, he'll see you all soon! BASIC INFO ✖ TEAMS + ROOMS ✖ POST-GAME MINGLE ✖ CALHOUN'S CORNER ✖ GENERAL MINGLE

Comments

[skyentificmethod]

[um, duh, for the Court Record? How else will players remember who you are? Also let's avoid ripping out any eye-related anything please, this is not a Clamp show]

[and cafeteria, then; she sits across from him like she was invited (which technically she was not, but 65 coins can open some doors she figures)]

Plus a tip for good behavior.

...Might need a different coin-earning strategy for next time, though.

[fairsfair]

[ Hey, Joe Darke only had a silhouette for his Court Record pic. She can do the same and don't be such a pansy, let's totally rip out some eye-related stuff. Eye would love to see it happen. ]

Aren't you generous.

[ Taking the bag and just casually going to count those coins, using the hand that didn't have a stabbed forearm. He'll still keep talking and looking up from the bag while he counts, but Jake is totally that guy who looks the gift horse in the mouth. ]


You think? And here I was getting ready to become a human pin cushion so we can start cashing in coins that way from now on.

[ Back to sarcastic asshat, even with the knife in him. ]

[skyentificmethod]

[HOLD IT this is not the time to speak of crime and punishment. Anyway, two eyes are necessary for magic eye books and 3D movies so just give it up okay]

I wouldn't put it past you, and I wouldn't put it past the rat.

...Shall we take that thing out? I know you're attached and all.

[fairsfair]

[ OBJECTION no one cares about magic eye books and 3D movies, they are overrated. ]

I'd wait till I go to the washroom, unless you want me to get blood all over the "delicious" meals they have here.

[skyentificmethod]

[OBJECTION the only people who don't care are the people who can't see them. Are you implying you are crosseyed? Which is totally fine but it's still nice to have two of them]

Might actually give them some flavor. But the question still stands.

[fairsfair]

[ HOLD IT you have no evidence to prove that statement. Provide it to the court or you'll be suffering a penalty ]

After seeing how "great" of a job you did trying to put it in, I think I'll choose to take it out on my own.

[skyentificmethod]

[Of course I have evidence! It's...um... LOOK OVER THERE A THREE-HEADED MONKEY]

Hey, cut me some slack, it was my first time! I've got experience taking them out.

[fairsfair]

[ WAIT WHERE ]

Yeah? I think I need to call a few references of yours before I trust you with taking it out.

There's more than just taking out a knife, you know.

[skyentificmethod]

[THAT-A-WAY *points before fleeing the other direction /o/*]

I can't help you with your low-T, sorry. It's natural for a man your age, okay? Just accept it.

[fairsfair]

[ WHAT NO HOW DID I FALL FOR THAT. GET BACK HERE, NO MONKEYING AROUND ]

[ Small scoff. ]

Just how old do you think I am?

[skyentificmethod]

[gorilla me a break...]

[she examines him, leaning in a bit and being very serious and scientific about it]

Mm...thirty-five. Rather, that's what you tell women in clubs, so probably pushing forty. All the dumb stuff like 'hey lookit me, I've got a knife in my arm, I'm so cool' are probably symptoms of a midlife crisis.

[fairsfair]

[ no, your complaints are irrelephant to this. ]

[ wow, okay, Jake is offended. ]

Are you serious? Do I look like I'm pushing forty to you?

[skyentificmethod]

[gosh, you are the one who is dogging me about it. cat you drop the issue?]

[she is not even trying to be a dick though :')]

Not necessarily in a bad way. Probably all those protein drinks, keeps your skin from getting too dry and wrinkly. The buzz cut makes a receding hairline and thinning back harder to notice, too. I'm sure you're somebody's DILF, don't worry.

[fairsfair]

[ No, because I'll be lion if I said I didn't like us kitten around. ]

[ tbf, it's hard to tell with her when she interacts with Jake. She's 90% of a sarcastic dick. ]

Yeah, thanks for breaking that down for me, but I'm pretty damn sure I'm in my 20s. I think I know my body better than you just taking a glance at it.

[skyentificmethod]

[kids or no, the dogged apearance of all these puns is getting ruff]

[this is true. incidentally: why she likes interacting with jake]

It was more than just a glance, alright? I'm a professional, I don't just make wild accusations!

[fairsfair]

[ Why, beclaws you can't take it? Don't be such a pussy, this is fangtastic. ]

[ With their powers combined, they break the sarcasm meter. ]

Right, a few glances, then. Didn't think you could tell someone's age by just that and some assumptions. Guess everyone has their "talents".

[ She better hand him her business card so he can refer her to others. ]

[skyentificmethod]

[fin, it's krilling me but we'll conchtinue fishing for more]

That is more than enough complaints about the observation phase, thank you. Just because the scientific method hasn't delivered the results you hoped for doesn't mean the process is flawed. I want my five bucks back. And my knife.

[fairsfair]

[ They're getting kind of unbearable and teddieous, huh? Makes me want to rip someone apart with my bear hands, and leave behind a grizzly sight. ]

Sorry, I don't do take-backs with money, but you can have your knife back at least.

[ Reaching into his pocket carefully with the unharmed hand to pull out the knife and drop it on the table for her. ]

Then you can go and stab someone else for some money.

[skyentificmethod]

[whale that's a sasquatch of a reaction, maybe you should take a sec to clam down and relax]

[she takes the knife and puts it safely(?) back in her pocket]

Yeah. Great. Thanks.

[she stands up to go, but first--]

...And get that thing taken out, you're too old for body mods.

[fairsfair]

[ no, i'm dog tired at this fowl mess. i'm going to ram this down down your throat, so you better not chicken out and run ]

[ Jake will stop counting and maybe give his dumb smirk. ]

Maybe I'll just keep it in. Save me the trouble from treating the wound, only to get stabbed again later.

[skyentificmethod]

[enough egging on and enough monkeying around, this's enough to quail even the most lionhearted of men]

[wow you really know how to impress a lady]

Sounds like a great idea to me. And you'll always have it on hand.

[fairsfair]

[ ... god, this turned into a catastrophe. i had a feline that it might turn out purrfect, but instead, it turned into a furking mess. ]

[ of course he does. is ema being swooned yet by jake's great lady skills ]

Can probably start a knife collection in this arm too. Looks like there's room for a couple more.

[skyentificmethod]

[yes, swamped in it. all i gatored from the exercise is that it's a croc]

[oh yes, there is definitely swooning going on, she is lucky she had a phoenix down on hand, this party was almost whisked to the last save point for sure]

How forward, Mr. Muller. Well, I suppose I'll take that as an open invitation.